Overheard on 'State of the Union':

Candy Crowley

“They’ve now started using a beef gravy air freshener in the studio and I think it helps me to stay serene. I didn’t say even one hateful or ludicrous thing about President Obama during this week’s show.”

Candy Crowley, host of CNN's 'State of the Union'

Overheard on 'State of the Union':

Candy Crowley

"That's it. I'm going on a hunger strike until President Obama does something I like. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Yeah, and Chris Christie is going to join me! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Pass the goddam doughnuts."

Candy Crowley, host of CNN's 'State of the Nation'

Overheard on 'State of the Union':

Candy Crowley

"I am SO GLAD that this whatever whatever in the Ukraine has happened because now I have a whole new attack point about which to bitch slap Presidunce Barack Obama."

Candy Crowley, host of CNN's State of the Union

Overheard on 'State of the Union':

Candy Crowley

"I opened the show today with my favorite word! Food! And made references to food throughout. Go back and look at the transcript. Every metaphor I used referenced something edible. Last time I go on the air without breakfast!"

Candy Crowley, host of CNN's 'State of the Union'

Overheard on 'State of the Union':

Candy Crowley

"Oh, you know those Republicans. No matter how much the media fusses about scandals, and rapists, and white supremacy, the conservatives hate the media so much, it won't amount to a hill of beans. Uhmmm ... hill of beans ... with gravy ..."

Candy Crowley, host of CNN's 'State of the Union'

Overheard on 'State of the Union':

Candy Crowley

"Wow. My wig went crooked midway through today's show ... I hope no one noticed it when one side of my hair suddenly became four inches shorter than the other."

Candy Crowley, host of CNN's 'State of the Union'