Overheard on Conservative Talk Radio:

Ann Coulter

“Let’s just think for a thought experiment for a moment: if President Obama were from another country, had no love for this country and set out to destroy America, what would he be doing differently? Not a goddam thing! He’d be out there trying to get everyone hooked on marijuana, just like he is out there trying to do now.”

Ann Coulter, America’s favorite conservative pundit, transsexual and author, and officially the second biggest cunt in America.

Overheard on CNN:

Ann Coulter

"Potheads are incapable of following simple instructions and getting a job done, that's why we shouldn't legalize it. We will just have more stupid people getting welfare. Tobacco smokers on the other hand, work hard and die young while providing support to the Social Security system. What could be better?"*

Ann Coulter, debating the legalization of marijuana with Piers Morgan on CNN

*(Yeah, she really said it. ALL of it.)

Overheard on MSNBC & Twitter:

Ann Coulter

 

“Ed Schultz is a lying pussy afraid to have me come on his MSNBC show because he knows I will tear his candy ass to shreds.”

Ann Coulter, America’s favorite conservative pundit, transsexual and author

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Ed Schultz

“Ann … no one at MSNBC is afraid of you, we just don’t like you. We haven’t liked you since you were fired from here at least twice. You’ve appeared on the network once since then and it just wasn’t worth it. Being around you is not worth being around you.”

Ed Schultz, MSNBC host

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Ann Coulter

 

“Of course you won’t have me on, because you’re afraid of me. I’m smarter than you, quicker than you, and my penis is bigger as well. Despite all of that though, it’s rather surprising you won’t have me on: I’d boost your ratings and God knows any of you could certainly use that.”

Ann Coulter

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Ed Schultz

“You’re right, Ann. Bitchy, hateful cunts usually do bring high ratings, but in your case, I repeat, you are just not worth it. By the way, having your own show on a network is a really, really cool thing. Too bad that’s never worked out for you.”

Ed Schultz, MSNBC host

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Ann Coulter

“Faggot. Pussy. Retard."

Ann Coulter

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Ed Schultz

“Uhm … sure, Ann.”

Ed Schultz, MSNBC host

Overheard on 'Hannity':

Ann Coulter

“Melissa Harris-Perry is NOTHING more than the token black on MSNBC. She is not the one to be poking fun at the Mitt Romney family photo with its one black adopted child. How dare they make fun of an adopted black child! In most black families, there are enough regular children to make fun of, so why pick on the adopted one?”

Ann Coulter, America’s favorite conservative pundit, transsexual and author

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Sean Hannity

“Ann, how can you say that? What about Al Sharpton? He’s on MSNBC. They have other blacks there, you know.”

Sean Hannity

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Ann Coulter

“Shut up Sean. Don’t trivialize MSNBC’s crime with facts. Melissa only apologized to try to keep her job. Look at all of the other MSNBC talking heads who have lost their jobs because of saying stupid racial things. And her tears! What bullshit! What a whining baby. Grow a set, Melissa. And I’m not talking about tits. She was crying because she saw her fourth-quarter ratings, not because of having to apologize for racist comments. MSNBC made fun of an innocent child because of his skin color. How horrible! Even I’ve never done that! Sure, I’ve called people faggots, queers and morons, but never have I poked fun at an adopted child’s skin color. Why that's so criminal it's LIBERAL.”

Ann Coulter

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Alec Baldwin

“If I had cried, would I have kept my job? Or did I need to blow someone?”

Alec Baldwin, actor, anger management advocate, and former MSNBC host, whose show was canceled after he called a member of the paparazzi a 'cocksucking faggot' during his own off-air time.