Showing posts with label Sean Hannity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sean Hannity. Show all posts

Friday, March 7, 2014

Overheard on Fox:


Sean Hannity

“God, I LOVE it when I see Vladimir Putin without his shirt on. WHAT A MAN! I am totally heterosexual, but when I see those nipples of his, I feel a major tingle in my boy parts! I would bite those nipples so hard his ex-wife would feel it. Now PUTIN is a president! He acts without getting permission! He does whatever the hell he feels like doing no matter what the law says! He doesn’t give a shit about human rights violations! And he does it all while on horseback! Let me wash THAT horse blanket!”

Sean Hannity, Fox host

Thursday, January 30, 2014

Overheard on 'Hannity':


Randall Paul

  “There are no rifts in the Republican Party! We all get together on the weekends and go fishing.”

Sen. Randall ‘Rand’ Paul (R-Kentucky)





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Sean Hannity
“Sen. Paul, that’s just bullshit and we all know it. You and Gov. Chris Christie of New Jersey, for instance, have been sparring for the better part of the year on different topics.”

Sean Hannity, Fox host





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Randall Paul

“Gov. Christie? We love each other. Any difficulties we had are all WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE.”*
Sen. Paul











*(Yeah, he really, really said it.)

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Overheard on Fox:


Sean Hannity

"I'll be at President Obama's State of the Union, goddammit, with my friend Rep. Louie Gohmert. I'll be bringing extra Fruit Loops to keep him busy while the grownups listen."

Fox host Sean Hannity




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Louie Gohmert

"Louie likes Fruit Loops!"

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas)




 

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Overheard on 'Hannity':


Ann Coulter

“Melissa Harris-Perry is NOTHING more than the token black on MSNBC. She is not the one to be poking fun at the Mitt Romney family photo with its one black adopted child. How dare they make fun of an adopted black child! In most black families, there are enough regular children to make fun of, so why pick on the adopted one?”


Ann Coulter, America’s favorite conservative pundit, transsexual and author






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Sean Hannity

“Ann, how can you say that? What about Al Sharpton? He’s on MSNBC. They have other blacks there, you know.”
Sean Hannity







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Ann Coulter

“Shut up Sean. Don’t trivialize MSNBC’s crime with facts. Melissa only apologized to try to keep her job. Look at all of the other MSNBC talking heads who have lost their jobs because of saying stupid racial things. And her tears! What bullshit! What a whining baby. Grow a set, Melissa. And I’m not talking about tits. She was crying because she saw her fourth-quarter ratings, not because of having to apologize for racist comments. MSNBC made fun of an innocent child because of his skin color. How horrible! Even I’ve never done that! Sure, I’ve called people faggots, queers and morons, but never have I poked fun at an adopted child’s skin color. Why that's so criminal it's LIBERAL.”


Ann Coulter





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Alec Baldwin

“If I had cried, would I have kept my job? Or did I need to blow someone?”

Alec Baldwin, actor, anger management advocate, and former MSNBC host, whose show was canceled after he called a member of the paparazzi a 'cocksucking faggot' during his own off-air time.

Friday, November 15, 2013

Overheard at Fox:


Sean Hannity



“Wow. It’s amazing how a nice set of pecs, limited intelligence, a few random blowjobs, and a truckload of righteous indignation can take you in this business. I'd show you the pecs, or at least some cleavage, but I've never been photographed without a shirt on. Actually, I've never taken it off. Seriously.”

Sean Hannity, Fox News host