Overheard in Hateville:

Franklin Graham

“Gays aren’t ADOPTING children, they are RECRUITING them for their plan to take over the world. It’s true; I read that in my father’s own personal bible, as autographed by all of the original 12 apostles!”

Franklin Graham, head of the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association, son of beloved anti-Semite minister Billy Graham

Overheard on Jesus Christ's Cellphone:

Franklin Graham

“I love Vladimir Putin! He protects children from gays by having them beaten to death or thrown into prison! If only our shameful American President Barack Obama had some good old-fashioned hate or racism inside—he’d do the SAME thing.”

Franklin Graham, head of the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association, son of beloved anti-Semite minister Billy Graham

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Jesus Christ

“And I fucking wept.”

Jesus Christ, son of God