Overheard on CNN:

Sarah Elizabeth Cupp

“Just leave me the fuck alone, would you?
S-t-o-o-o-o-p-p-p asking me questions and making me TALK! I’m still looking at my tits. They are ta-ta-riffic!”

Sarah Elizabeth (SE) Cupp

Overheard on CNN:

Sarah Elizabeth Cupp

“Excuse me, could you repeat the question? I was looking at my tits. Yeah. That’s right. MY tits. Everyone looks at them, including me. They're spec-tit-cular!”

Sarah Elizabeth (SE) Cupp, co-host  of CNN’s ‘Crossfire’

Overheard on CNN:

Sarah Elizabeth Cupp

“My vagina has not had that much traffic, you know, Neera. That was a really really mean thing you said about it on Wednesday."

Sarah Elizabeth (SE) Cupp, co-host of CNN’s ‘Crossfire,’ pinup girl for young conservative masturbators and fascists everywhere

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Neera Tanden

“Not that much traffic? On an average day, the George Washington Bridge touches less rubber than your vagina, C-Cupp. Now if the bridge had as many lanes or as few tolls as you do, it might be a closer race, but until that happens … it’s no contest. You win.”

Neera Tanden, pundit/president of the Center for American Progress, a liberal think tank, and frequent liberal, clear-thinking counterpoint to Sarah Elizabeth Cupp's shallow, vapid conservative perspective.

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Sarah Elizabeth Cupp

“HA! I don’t even know George Washington but I’m pretty sure he has NEVER been near my vagina.”

Sarah Elizabeth (SE) Cupp

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Neera Tanden

“No, but all of his descendants and their pets have.”

Neera Tanden

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Sarah Elizabeth Cupp

“Not all of them.”

Sarah Elizabeth (SE) Cupp

Overheard on CNN:

Sarah Elizabeth Cupp

“Yeah. I really am just as hot as you think I am. Would you believe someone this hot is still a virgin?”

Sarah Elizabeth (SE) Cupp, co-host of CNN’s ‘Crossfire,’ pinup girl for young conservative masturbators and fascists everywhere

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Neera Tanden

“A virgin? At what? Rational thought? C-Cupp, I know major freeways that have seen less traffic than your vagina.”

Neera Tanden, pundit/president of the Center for American Progress, a liberal think tank, and frequent liberal, clear-thinking counterpoint to Sarah Elizabeth Cupp's shallow, vapid conservative perspective.

 

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Sarah Elizabeth Cupp

“You are just jealous because boys like me better than they ever liked you—even when you were in your prime—when was that? Twenty years ago?”

Sarah Elizabeth Cupp

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Neera Tanden

“Yes, boys DO like you better, C-Cupp. But boys generally don’t care what sort of trash bin they put their junk in—just as long as the trash bin doesn’t bite.”

Neera Tanden