Overhead in Lindsey Graham's Office:

Lindsey Graham

 

“I’m not even going to wait. I’m going to start calling it ‘Clintoncare’! We have to start making Hillary the Bitch culpable for supporting Obamacare! Let’s pin that one to her poodle skirt no,w so that when 2016 comes around, she will be TOTALLY fucked. Of course, if the program works, she will be elected all because I tried to stick it to her. Oh shit. This stuff is so confusing.”

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina)

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Butthead

“Dude. You said, ‘stick it to her.’”

Butthead

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Beavis

“Heh, heh, heh. Yeah, like HE’S  ever stuck it to a woman. He’s a doughnut hole puncher! A GIANT doughnut hold puncher! And he likes his with extra frosting! Heh, heh, heh.”

Beavis

Overheard in South Carolina (for some unknown reason):

Steve King

 “The unemployed are just like a bunch of freeloading children, expecting their parents to take care of them forever! There are 100 million people in America today who just don’t want to work! ONE HUNDRED MILLION! And why should they? If you sign up for all of the welfare and free-money programs we have in the United States today, you will propel yourself into the middle class without ever having to work a day in your life. That’s the way it is folks and YOU are paying for it! And you know who the worst offenders are? Why, it is those goddam Hispanics!”

Ana Navaro

Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa)

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“Tell me you didn’t just say that.”

Ana Navaro, Republican strategist/pundit

Steve King

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“As you wish: I didn’t just say that, my little Taco Belle.”

Rep. King

Ana Navaro

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“If you didn’t say it, then why did I just hear those words coming out of your goddam mouth! WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM, ASSHOLE! Why do you keep saying this bullshit?”

Ana Novaro

Steve King

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“Ana, baby, sweetie, my little burrito, I love that you are such a feisty beast. You are a passionate woman, and even more rare, for a Hispanic any way, you have a profession.”

Rep. King

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Ana Navaro

“I really hope the people of Iowa are hearing all of the racist bullshit that you have spewing out of your vile mouth, Rep. King. I know Iowa is conservative, but come on! You are way over the line! You are one step away from calling for an ethnic cleansing!”

Ana Novaro

           

Steve King

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“Ethnic cleansing!  Christ! Why didn’t I think of that! That’s how we can handle this problem with those freeloading illegal immigrants! We can offer bounties!”

Rep. King

Butthead

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“Dude, this chick is going to kick your ass. I don’t believe it will take her very long, either.”

Butthead

Beavis

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“I’ll bet he isn’t very long either, heh, heh.”

Beavis

Ana Navaro

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“You don’t have David Gregory to save your ass this time, Rep. King. I will rip off your head and shit in your lungs. Maybe I’ll take a bounty out on you!”

Ana Novaro

Steve King

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“Why would you do that? I’m not Hispanic.”

Rep. King

Ana Navaro

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“You miserable fuck nut.”

Ana Novaro

Overheard at the YMCA:

 “Whatever happened to the good old days when boys, teenagers, and adult men could all be naked together and shower without feeling self-conscious about their bodies? Oh to be naked in the YMCA shower room, surrounded by a room full of sweaty boys, teens, and men, all getting wet together, helping each other get all soaped up, rinsing, and then toweling each other off, helping each other to reach those difficult to reach places… Such fond memories I have of extensive male nudity… And I am here to tell you why it all went away, dammit!  The damn liberals and abortion rights supporters made all of that go away. Now grown men can’t shower with younger males anymore! And younger males don’t want to have to put their bodies on display for each other when they shower after a workout! Everyone has turned modest! Take me back to the time when men were men and hung out naked in shower rooms, singing songs by the Village People… That’s when this country was great. ”

Rick Santorum, speaking at a meeting of the anti-abortion group Students for Life of America last month in Austin, Texas. Santorum and his wife, Karen, were presented with the organization’s 2013 William Wilberforce Leadership Award.

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“Dude, you want to shower with boys and teens? And you long for days when you could put your body on display for a room full of other males to see? You realize that makes you sound pretty gay, right?”

Butthead

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“Heh, heh… he said he likes to looks at dicks—young, old, big, little… he doesn’t care. He just wants it up close and personal. He likes to rub soap on other guys' dicks! Yep. he’s definitely a fudge packer.”

Beavis

 

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“Shut up, Beavis. Uhm… Mr. Fudge Packer? When you used to walk around naked in front of rooms full of sweaty men, did they tip you? Did you give them lap dances or anything like that? Or was it just blow jobs? Are you an ass pirate?”

Butthead

 

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"Am I an ass pirate?

ME? How could you tell?"

Rick Santorum

 

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“Heh, heh… You said ass pirate. I'll bet he knows The Great Cornholio! Heh, heh.”

Beavis