Overheard on 'This Week':

Bill Kristol

"I am a liar who has no interest in fact. I deal in distortion and spin and I'm actually not very good at it. Listen to me for more than 30 seconds and I will guarantee you will want to stab me in the face."

Bill Kristol, conservative pundit and asswipe

Overheard on 'This Week':

Bill Kristol

"The Republicans in the Senate aren't being obstructionist at all. They are amazing men passing legislation every day."

Bill Kristol, conservative pundit and asswipe

Overheard on MSNBC:

Bill Kristol

“Oh, piss on the federal nutritional assistance programs for the poor kids! If the kids are hungry, they can go buy a $5 footlong or something similar. There is a lot of food to be had in this country if you know which dumpster to look in.”

Bill Kristol, conservative pundit and asswipe

Overheard on 'This Week':

Paul Krugman

"The Republican Caucus has NOT really analyzed the law to truly understand Obamacare, and that is a sad truth. People who do not read, should not be allowed to run the country, and people who just can't read, should just shut the fuck up. And that includes you, Bill Krystal, you mindless maggot, and by the way, what the hell happened to your face? Have you been bobbing for french fries or did they pull your latest face lift so far back that your mouth grew six inches wider and you now look fucking Asian?"

Paul Krugman, Nobel Prize-winning economist, author, 

commentator, professor

Bill Kristol

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"HA! I laugh openly at everything you say, and I sneer at you and laugh—ON CAMERA—when you make very valid comments because I am a giant dick."

Bill Kristol, conservative pundit who has never had a single original thought.