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| Mitch McConnell |
“You didn’t think we were going to stop talking about
Obamacare, did you? Of course not! It remains the Titanic of federal programs!
The government can’t do something this big! It’s just too much! We aren’t smart
enough to be doing this!”
Sen.
Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky)
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| Ted Cruz |
“Meanwhile… it turns out
every fucking thing I said about Obamacare throwing elderly people into the
streets and killing off special needs children via death panels was a complete
and total bunch of fucking lies. I guess I should say I’m sorry and correct all
of it, huh. NAH! I’m just going to keep bitching!”
Sen.
Ted Cruz (R-Texas)
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“And wait. While you two are bitching, I will be introducing
legislation to delay the entire individual mandate under Obamacare… even though
a third-grader in even the Florida public school system could read that law and
KNOW exactly how to get away without
being fined for noncompliance. But this way, I can do some more grandstanding!”
Sen.
Marco Rubio (R-Florida)
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| Lindsey Graham |
“HOORAYYYYY for the good guys!”
Sen.
Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina)
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