Overheard in Washington, D.C.:

Bob Woodward

“The Republicans are trying to blackmail President Obama and that is wrong. I don’t even like the president and I’ll admit they are blackmailing him.”

Bob Woodward, author and once upon a time, the best investigative journalist in history.

Overheard in Washington, D.C.:

Bob Woodward

"Anyone who is still listening to any fucking thing I say on any topic is either stupid or brain dead. Personally, I believe I am headed into early stage dementia."

Bob Woodward, author and once upon a time, the best investigative journalist in history, who has unfortunately turned into a whining bitch who continues to contradict himself in his quest to damn the Obama Administration.

Overheard in Washington, D.C.:

Bob Woodward

"Wow. Once upon a time, I helped to expose one of the biggest criminal conspiracies this nation had ever experienced at the hands of an elected leader. Now, I don't check my facts, and when I'm called on it, I turn into a whining shit blaming everyone except the person responsible—me. I even went on the 'Hannity' show to plead my case. Jesus H. Christ. I guess those warnings about falling testosterone levels are right on target."

Bob Woodward, author/investigative journalist turned whining bitch