Showing posts with label Chris Wallace. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chris Wallace. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Overheard on Fox News:


Chris Wallace





“Obamacare has raped more children than the Catholic Church!”
Chris Wallace, Fox News host







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Jesus Christ




“No. It hasn’t. I have the stats on that one if you’d like to see them.”
Jesus Christ, son of God






Overheard on David Gregory's Cellphone:


Chris Wallace





“Obamacare is a bigger disaster than the 1918 flu epidemic that killed 75 million people worldwide!”

Chris Wallace, Fox News host

Overheard on Chris Wallace's Cellphone:


Chris Wallace





“Obamacare is worse than polio and there is no goddam  Obamacare vaccine--especially under Obamacare!”

Chris Wallace, Fox News host

Overheard on Fox:


Chris Wallace




“Obamacare is worse than the Holocaust! Only 6 million Jews died there!”

Chris Wallace, Fox News host

Monday, October 7, 2013

Overheard on Fox (so it must be true!):


Peter King




“Fuck Ted Cruz. Fuck John Boehner. Fuck everybody who doesn’t want to tell the truth. The GOP is responsible for shutting down the federal government and anyone who suggests otherwise is a fucking liar.”

Rep. Peter King (R-New York)





Chris Wallace
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“What are you saying?“

Chris Wallace, Fox News host



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Peter King



“Christ you're stupid. I’m letting the cat out of the goddam bag, Chris. Ted  Cruz told us that if we House Republicans voted to defund Obamacare, he could get the senate to defund Obamacare as well, AND keep the federal government open for business. He promised. And we see how in the fuck that turned out, haven’t we?”


Rep. King



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Chris Wallace




“He said that? Why that means everything else he’s said up until this point has been a lie!”
Chris Wallace





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Peter King




“Damn straight, Chris. The man is a giant slimy liar with delusions of a grand door. Shutting down the government is no strategy to accomplish anything… except shutting down the government.”
Rep. King