Showing posts with label Rick Perry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rick Perry. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Overheard in Texas:



Barbara Boxer



 
“The Republicans are acting like men who beat their wives: 'I’m sorry about this shutdown, honey, but you didn’t listen. Now here’s some flowers.'”
Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-California)

 
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“How dare you say such a thing! My wife and I have worked extensively in the area of sexual assault against women!”
Texas Gov. Rick Perry (R)


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Barbara Boxer
 “Well, bully for you, Gov. Perry! The only problem, you fucknut, is that you aren’t a member of Congress and aren’t responsible for the goddam shutdown, now are you? And your wife? Working against the sexual assault of women? Boy, there’s a surprise! In a state with restrictive abortion laws that deny women the right to decide what they do with their bodies? Oh yeah. You’re one fucking credible source, Gov. Perry.”
Sen. Boxer


 
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“Oh yeah? Well, what  do you say to a woman with two black eyes?”
Gov. Perry



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Barbara Boxer


 “I don't know. What a stupid question. ’I’m sorry? Let’s get you to a hospital?’ might be a start.”
Sen. Boxer



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“NO. You don’t say ANYTHING. You already told her twice. That’s how we get things done in Texas, bitch.”
Gov. Perry

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Overheard in Texas:

"President Obama came to my state and wouldn't even talk to me or read my letter asking for more help with border enforcements! Come to my state and snub ME? Who in the name of Ronald Fucking Reagan does this guy think he is?"

Texas Gov. Rick Perry (R), an unsuccessful candidate for the GOP presidential nomination in 2012. Perry is a charter member of the National He-Man Homo Haters Club. He has been nominated for the Nobel Prize for Dumb.