Monday, May 20, 2013

Overheard in Washington, D.C.:


Michele Bachmann

"Now you all understand why the FBI is investigating my failed presidential campaign for violations—it's not because we did anything wrong, or misused money—it's because President Obama hates Jesus and is trying to shut down the TEA Party."




Michele Bachmann (R-Minnesota), unsuccessful candidate for the GOP's nomination for president in 2012 and a TEA Party favorite. Bachmann often appears dazed and confused and prefers fiction she creates to  reality, even on her best days. She usually blames it on her medication.


Jesus Christ
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"OMFG! My friend Lucifer is going to LOVE you. He really IS!"

Jesus Christ, son of God








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