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| Bill O'Reilly |
“What do you mean my
ratings are down? America loves my saggy ass.”
Bill
O’Reilly, Fox News host/author/millionaire
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| Rachel Maddow |
“I
think it means America is sick of your demagoguery and lies.”
Rachel
Maddow, MSNBC host
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| Bill O'Reilly |
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“How
dare you! I’ve never told a lie in my entire life, Rachel. Oh wait. There was
one—when I said I liked you.”
Bill
O’Reilly
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| Rachel Maddow |
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“Cute,
Bill. You ought to take your act to vaudeville.”
Rachel
Maddow
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| Bill O'Reilly |
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| Rachel Maddow |
“Are
you suggesting my jokes are old?”
Bill
O’Reilly
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“Well,
they are younger than you, personally, but yes, they are a bit … historical.”
Rachel
Maddow
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| Bill O'Reilly |
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“Listen
up, girlie…”
Bill
O’Reilly
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| Rachel Maddow |
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“Don’t
‘listen up girlie’ me, bucko. I will kick your ass. My ratings are up and
I am the highest-rated show on my network. So blow it out your ass, white boy.
Apparently, some people do want to hear what a hot white lesbian has to say
about the world.”
Rachel
Maddow
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| Bill O'Reilly |
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“Nah.
They just want to watch you make out with your girlfriend.”
Bill
O’Reilly
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| Rachel Maddow |
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“Maybe YOU need to get a BOYFRIEND and make out with him on the air. But whatever the reason, they are watching me and the audience is growing, so, in the
words of Louis Black, ‘Suck on my shit,' Bill. 'Suck on my shit.’”
Rachel
Maddow
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