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| Pope Francis I |
"I
never wanted to be the pope. All I ever wanted to do was make supper for all of
the hungry children."
Pope
Francis I
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| Jesus Christ |
"Well,
you picked a fine time to let the world in one that one, Franny. Telling a bunch of Catholic school kids you never wanted to be pope. A little late
to the party, aren't you? TOO LATE, shithead. You ARE the pope, so deal with
it. Stop this whining, this doubting, this funk you are in…. just stop it right
now. It is not attractive."
Jesus Christ, son of God
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| Pope Francis I |
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"But
I just love the little children."
Pope
Francis I
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| Jesus Christ |
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"Ya
know, no Catholic priest should EVER say that sentence out loud. Someone is
liable to stone you. Who in the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson?"
Jesus Christ, son of God
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| Pope Francis I |
"Stone me. That
would be fine. I would be put out of my misery."
Pope
Francis I
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| Jesus Christ |
"MISERY?
You call the Vatican 'misery'? Fuck you, Franny. You've got hot and cold
running pool boys over there, all of the really good booze, and only the best
drugs. You've got everything you need, and it is all fucking free. You have
people to take care of your every whim. And you are in misery?"
Jesus Christ, son of God
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| Pope Francis I |
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"I
can't help it Jesus. I think I have lost my way."
Pope
Francis I
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| Jesus Christ |
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"Get
your ass down to Radio Shack and buy a fucking GPS, Franny. We'll have no more
of this bullshit moping around. You've got work to do, so do it."
Jesus Christ, son of God
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| Pope Francis I |
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“You
have no right to be speaking to me this way. I am the Holy Father!”
Pope
Francis I
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| Jesus Christ |
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“You’re
not serious, are you?”
Jesus Christ, son of God
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| Pope Francis I |
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“Of
course I’m serious. I'm the fucking Holy Father!”
Pope
Francis I
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| Jesus Christ |
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“Poof.”
Jesus Christ, son of God
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| Pope Francis I |
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“JESUS
CHRIST! You just made my penis fall off, didn’t you? It is
very painful. Look. I am bleeding.”
Pope
Francis I
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| Jesus Christ |
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“Next
time, don’t talk back. And besides, you weren’t supposed to be using it any
way. Now go see a nurse. Stop being an asshole and maybe I'll put it back.”
Jesus Christ, son of God
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