Showing posts with label Sen. Rand Paul. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sen. Rand Paul. Show all posts

Thursday, November 21, 2013

Overheard Somewhere:

Randall Paul


"I would love to bury the hatchet with Gov. Chris Christie. I keep asking him to go out for a beer with me. He won't go. I guess beer has too many calories. Hell, I'd even meet him for a deep-fried Twinkie* at a state fair somewhere. Anything to build a better relationship. That's what I'm all about."

Sen. Randall 'Rand' Paul (R-Kentucky)


*(Yeah, he really did say it.)

Sunday, October 13, 2013

Overheard on CNN:


Rand Paul





"Ha ha ha, Candace. You called me a fucktard without saying the word! That was very impressive. And you are right: I am one."

Sen. Randall Paul, appearing on CNN's State of the Union.




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Candace Crowley



"I just call them like I see them, Sen. Paul. And seeing you, there is just no doubt about what you are."

Candace Crowley, host of State of the Union








Sunday, October 6, 2013

Overheard on 'Meet the Press':



Savannah Guthrie




"Do you understand how disgusted Americans are with these antics?"


Savannah Guthrie, guest host on NBC's 'Meet the Press'




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Rand Paul






"The root of the problem is we rare not passing appropriation bills. The government should not shut down if we are doing it properly."


Sen. Randall Paul (R-Kentucky)




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Savannah Guthrie





"Do you take any responsibility for your part of this?"

Savannah Guthrie






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Rand Paul






"The other side has to negotiate. That would be responsible! It's the Democrats!"


Sen. Paul





Savannah Guthrie

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"Do you think this strategy of shutting down the government is undercutting the GOP's chance of ever gaining control of the government in the future?"

Savannah Guthrie




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Rand Paul




"It's bad for the president He is making us do bad things. The president LIKES us to do bad things and Democrats LIKE this shutdown. And you know Savannah, your lip gloss is way too bright to be asking me questions this challenging. Frankly, I've been on here before, and I think your penis is bigger than regular host David Gregory's. Wow, you are tough for a girl. Who would have thought those pouty lips could ask such HARD questions!"


Sen. Paul


Savannah Guthrie

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"If the Democrats like it why are you letting it happen? I thought you didn't like them."

Savannah Guthrie




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Rand Paul




"We don't like them. But I like you, baby. Are you wearing a bra?"

Sen. Paul





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Savannah Guthrie






"What about the debt ceiling? Will the GOP let the country go into default?"

Savannah Guthrie




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Rand Paul


"If we default, it's not my fault. And it's not your fault, and that's why you and me should spend some time together. Hey! The government's shut down. I've got lots of time on my hands right now. Hubba hubba."


Sen. Paul






Thursday, October 3, 2013

Overheard in the Senate:



Ted Cruz






“I don’t have a clue on how to end this impasse with Democrats, and I have no idea how to defund Obamacare.”
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), speaking Wednesday at a closed door meeting of Republicans.




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Mike Lee


“Me neither.”
Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah)




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Marco Rubio



“Yes, I helped start this, but I’m in hiding right now so none of the shit sprays me when it hits the fan.”
Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Florida)





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Ted Cruz



“And wait a minute. That cocksucker Rand Paul was in on this whole thing got started. He was a fucking cheerleader.”
Sen. Cruz




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Randall Paul


“No, I really wasn’t. You may have thought I was because of the words that came out of my mouth, and my every deed, but I have not been part of this defund Obamacare movement. I could tell it was going nowhere so I walked away.”
Sen. Randall Paul (R-Kentucky)



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Ted Cruz





“Shit. Sen. Paul blows leprechauns! For free!”

Sen. Cruz




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Mike Lee






“Yeah! And trolls, too, but only if they ask nicely.”
Sen. Lee



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Ted Cruz




“I guess we told him!”

Sen. Cruz



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Mike Lee





“Yeah! But they are not really leprechauns, just really short Irishmen.”
Sen. Lee