Overheard on CNN:

Ted Nugent

“When I called President Obama a subhuman mongrel, I was just exercising my right to free speech.”

Ted Nugent, rocker/gun rights and conservative advocate/recognized clinically insane white supremacist, now on the campaign trail for Texas gubernatorial candidate Greg Abbott (R).

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Barack Obama

“No, Mr. Nugent. You were exercising your right to be an asshole. And by the way, your music sucks. Always did.”

President Barack Obama

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Ted Nugent

“How dare you say that to a white man! Who do you think you are, boy?”

Ted Nugent, who admits faking mental illness to avoid being drafted during Vietnam. At the recruiting station, Nugent proudly acknowledges defecating in his pants to demonstrate his unworthiness to serve.

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Wolf Blitzer

“You know, Mr. Nugent, you sound an awful lot like a Nazi. They used that phrase ‘subhuman mongrel’ to describe Jews, a group they believed should be eradicated from the face of the earth.”

Journalist/CNN host Wolf Blitzer, a German-born Jew whose parents are Holocaust survivors.

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Ted Nugent

“Fuck off, Mr. Fancypants Jewboy. You ain’t even from here!”

Ted Nugent, who in 1979, at age 31, unable to wed his underage girlfriend, became the girl’s legal guardian so that the relationship could continue unhindered.

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Wolf Blitzer

“Wow. Hitler much?”

 Wolf Blitzer

Overheard on CNN:

Michele Bachmann

“Thirty million people are going to be  cut off their employer’s health insurance policies because of Obamacare.”

Rep. Michele Bachmann

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Wolf Blitzer

“Rep. Bachmann, that is bullshit.”

CNN host Wolf Blitzer.

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Michele Bachmann

“Women, children, kangaroos, and seniors will die from the Obamacare death panels, or from being given the wrong drugs by Obamacare zombies.”

Rep. Bachmann

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Wolf Blitzer

“Don’t you realize millions of Americans do not have insurance and this will allow them to get affordable coverage?”

Wolf Blitzer

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Michele Bachmann

“And then when the fairies all rain down from the gray clouds, they will steal all of the children with blond hair. And those fairies are part of Obamacare.”

Rep. Bachmann

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Wolf Blitzer

“Rep. Bachmann, there are parts of Obamacare you actually support—the right of parents to keep their kids on their policies until they're 26, that people with pre-existing conditions are allowed can purchase insurance no matter what? Why are you so opposed to it now?”

Wolf Blitzer

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Michele Bachmann

“After the fairies come down from the sky, giant spiders will rise up out of the earth and begin eating senior citizens—because they like their meat aged, you know. And when all of the seniors are gone, the Obamacare spiders will begin spinning webs and trapping women who are pregnant and they will eat those too. That’s how they will bring down costs.”

Rep. Bachmann

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Wolf Blitzer

“What in the hell are you talking about?”

Wolf Blitzer

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Michele Bachmann

“And once the spiders have laid their eggs inside all of the human hosts, Adolf Hitler will be brought back from the dead and he will lead an army of Obamacare spiders into battle with the Christian Resistance Force. I read all of this in the bible.”

Rep. Bachmann

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Wolf Blitzer

“The bible does NOT talk about Obamacare.”

Wolf Blitzer

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Michele Bachmann

“Sure it does. I’ve read it; you haven’t.”

Rep. Bachmann

Wolf Blitzer

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“That’s it. I’m done.”

Wolf Blitzer

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Michele Bachmann

“So you don’t want to hear about the giant frog men who come riding in on unicorns and how they eat all of the homosexuals? Except for my formerly gay husband, of course. Oh, Wolf, that’s the best part of Obamacare!!”

Rep. Bachmann