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| Michele Bachmann |
“Thirty
million people are going to be cut off their employer’s health insurance
policies because of Obamacare.”
Rep.
Michele Bachmann
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| Wolf Blitzer |
“Rep. Bachmann, that is
bullshit.”
CNN host Wolf Blitzer.
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| Michele Bachmann |
“Women,
children, kangaroos, and seniors will die from the Obamacare death panels, or from being given the wrong drugs by Obamacare zombies.”
Rep.
Bachmann
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| Wolf Blitzer |
“Don’t you realize
millions of Americans do not have insurance and this will allow them to get
affordable coverage?”
Wolf Blitzer
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| Michele Bachmann |
“And then
when the fairies all rain down from the gray clouds, they will steal all of the children with blond hair. And those fairies are part of Obamacare.”
Rep.
Bachmann
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| Wolf Blitzer |
“Rep. Bachmann, there are
parts of Obamacare you actually support—the right of parents to keep their kids
on their policies until they're 26, that people with pre-existing conditions are
allowed can purchase insurance no matter what? Why are you so opposed to it
now?”
Wolf Blitzer
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| Michele Bachmann |
“After
the fairies come down from the sky, giant spiders will rise up out of the
earth and begin eating senior citizens—because they like their meat aged, you
know. And when all of the seniors are gone, the Obamacare spiders will begin
spinning webs and trapping women who are pregnant and they will eat those too.
That’s how they will bring down costs.”
Rep.
Bachmann
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| Wolf Blitzer |
“What in the hell are you
talking about?”
Wolf Blitzer
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| Michele Bachmann |
“And
once the spiders have laid their eggs inside all of the human hosts, Adolf
Hitler will be brought back from the dead and he will lead an army of Obamacare spiders into battle with the Christian Resistance Force. I read all of this in the
bible.”
Rep.
Bachmann
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| Wolf Blitzer |
“The bible does NOT talk
about Obamacare.”
Wolf Blitzer
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| Michele Bachmann |
“Sure
it does. I’ve read it; you haven’t.”
Rep.
Bachmann
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| Wolf Blitzer |
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“That’s it. I’m done.”
Wolf Blitzer
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| Michele Bachmann |
“So you
don’t want to hear about the giant frog men who come riding in on unicorns and how they eat all of the homosexuals? Except for my formerly gay husband, of course. Oh, Wolf, that’s the best part of Obamacare!!”
Rep.
Bachmann
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