Thursday, February 28, 2013

Overheard in Washington, D.C.:



Mitt Romney

"Ann and I are about to re-emerge from hiding following the 2012 election. Yes, our wounds have been sufficiently licked. I suspect you won't care any more about me now than you did during the campaign. I'm still the same incredibly rich, pandering, ass-kissing, insufferable, unsympathetic, out-of-touch shithead I was before, so why would you? What can I say? Money is not for poor people; it's for rich people. If poor people had money, they wouldn't be poor and who would we get to do all of the shitty jobs?"


Willard "Mitt" Romney, former GOP candidate for president, former governor of Massachusetts, who believes 47 percent of Americans are leeches upon society

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