Showing posts with label Bob Filner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bob Filner. Show all posts

Sunday, August 25, 2013

Overheard in San Diego:


Bob Filner



"Alright, already. I resigned! I'm tired of all this hysteria over a few tits and nipples! Now shut the fuck up! And don't think that just because I resigned that I will stop groping every tit I see! I can't help myself! Especially the perky ones—oh, I love the perky ones best!"

Former San Diego Mayor Bob Filner

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Overheard in San Diego:


Bob Filner



“Wow. I’m up to 15 accusers over this groping thing. Shit. I am here to tell you, folks, that is just the tit of the iceberg. I MEAN ‘TIP,’ OH, GODDAMMIT!

Mayor Bob Filner of San Diego

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Overheard in San Diego:



Bob Filner

“Well, you rat bastards. Not only will you not pay MY legal bills, you’re suing me to recover any losses you might incur because of my behavior. All I did was put women in headlocks, give them noogies, tell them I liked their tits, encouraged them to go commando and groped a few of them. Oh yeah, I whispered dirty stuff in some of their ears. What the hell happened to this country? Men can’t have ANY fun anymore.”

San Diego Mayor Bob Filner (D), a former 10-term congressman, now accused of sexually harassing a large number of city employees and other females. Filner has said he is not guilty of the offenses.

Friday, July 26, 2013

Overheard in Washington, D.C.:



Debbie Wasserman Shultz

“Mayor Bob Filner needs to resign. His words and actions are completely indefensible and represent a total and complete mental meltdown or contempt for all women. He has harassed, he has groped, and he has done things that fall a hair short of being out-and-out sexual assault. There is no place for him…anywhere. How would he feel if women reduced HIM to being nothing more than a phallus with nipples? How would he feel if people stalked him, touched him without permission, or constantly pelted him with sexual innuendo? He should just go home, lock the door, and watch TV until he dies.”

Democratic National Committee Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-Florida)

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Bob Filner
“DEBBIE, you little minx! You are one of the few women in the world who gets hotter and sexier the angrier you get with some numbskull on the Sunday morning talk shows. I love it when you appear! And I would absolutely love it if YOU’D treat me like a phallus with nipples! HOLY SHIT, that would be my greatest fantasy come true! How did you know I liked nipple play? You look as if you do, too! How would I feel if women stalked me, touched me without permission and hit me with sexual innuendo all the time? I’d fucking love it is how I’d feel. I’d have to visit the men’s room six or seven times a day to... you know. C’mon, women of America! Touch me without permission! Harass me! Pelt me with INNUENDO! I DARE you to grope me. Now… Debbie darlin’, would you and your husband ever consider a three-way? Are you a real blonde? C’mon now. Tell the truth. Oh never mind, let me check for myself...”

San Diego Mayor Bob Filner, who has no plans to resign but says he will enter a rehabilitation program for two weeks and then continue some type of mental health therapy. 
Debbie Wasserman Shultz


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“Mary, Mother of Christ! You need to be castrated!”
Debbie Wasserman Shultz
Bob Filner
 


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“If it means you’ll touch me, go right ahead, little lady!”

Bob Filsner

Debbie Wasserman Shultz


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“EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWwwwwwwwww! Just get the fuck out of my sight!”
Debbie Wasserman Shultz








Thursday, July 25, 2013

Overheard in San Diego


Bob Filner

“Why in the hell would they stop me from being the keynote speaker at a National Women Veterans Association of America charity event on sexual assault in the military? I don’t get it! I suspect that decision was made by some woman with really small tits that I failed to ogle properly when I first met with the little ladies. The veterans say I can still attend the event, but I don’t know if I will. Oh wait… it is women veterans. That means there will be many titties to ogle and touch accidentally. Count me in, ladies!”

San Diego Mayor Bob Filner (D), a former 10-term congressman, now accused of sexually harassing a large number of city employees and other females. Filner has said he is not guilty of the offenses.