Overheard in Washington, D.C.:

Debbie Wasserman Shultz

“Mayor Bob Filner needs to resign. His words and actions are completely indefensible and represent a total and complete mental meltdown or contempt for all women. He has harassed, he has groped, and he has done things that fall a hair short of being out-and-out sexual assault. There is no place for him…anywhere. How would he feel if women reduced HIM to being nothing more than a phallus with nipples? How would he feel if people stalked him, touched him without permission, or constantly pelted him with sexual innuendo? He should just go home, lock the door, and watch TV until he dies.”

Democratic National Committee Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-Florida)

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Bob Filner

“DEBBIE, you little minx! You are one of the few women in the world who gets hotter and sexier the angrier you get with some numbskull on the Sunday morning talk shows. I love it when you appear! And I would absolutely love it if YOU’D treat me like a phallus with nipples! HOLY SHIT, that would be my greatest fantasy come true! How did you know I liked nipple play? You look as if you do, too! How would I feel if women stalked me, touched me without permission and hit me with sexual innuendo all the time? I’d fucking love it is how I’d feel. I’d have to visit the men’s room six or seven times a day to... you know. C’mon, women of America! Touch me without permission! Harass me! Pelt me with INNUENDO! I DARE you to grope me. Now… Debbie darlin’, would you and your husband ever consider a three-way? Are you a real blonde? C’mon now. Tell the truth. Oh never mind, let me check for myself...”

San Diego Mayor Bob Filner, who has no plans to resign but says he will enter a rehabilitation program for two weeks and then continue some type of mental health therapy. 

Debbie Wasserman Shultz

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“Mary, Mother of Christ! You need to be castrated!”

Debbie Wasserman Shultz

Bob Filner

 

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“If it means you’ll touch me, go right ahead, little lady!”

Bob Filsner

Debbie Wasserman Shultz

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“EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWwwwwwwwww! Just get the fuck out of my sight!”

Debbie Wasserman Shultz