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| Oprah |
“Lindsay,
are you an addict? The world wants to know. Lindsay Lohan, are you an addict? ARE
YOU AN ADDICT, LINDSAY?”
Oprah
- - -
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| Lindsay Lohan |
“Jesus Fucking Christ, Oprah. Are you
always like this? I sure as fuck hope I am an addict, otherwise I spent 90 days
in rehab and went through cold turkey for no fucking reason. If I’m not an
addict, that means I put about a bazillion dollars’ worth of various drugs up
and into every single one of my bodily orifices for no damn reason. There has to be a reason,
ergo, I am an addict.”
Lindsay Lohan
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| Oprah |
- - -
“So
you want to be an addict? Is that it, Lindsay?
DO YOU WANT TO BE AN ADDICT”
DO YOU WANT TO BE AN ADDICT”
Oprah
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| Lindsay Lohan |
“Oprah, no one grows up thinking,
‘Someday, I want to be an addict’ and earn money by blowing sailors at $5 a
pop. Like everything else good in life, addiction requires work before you get
good at it. And it happens for a lot of reasons. But an addict is always an
addict is always an addict. That’s forever. I’m kind of surprised, frankly,
that you didn’t know that. Addiction is forever but your status as a user
changes—yes I am/no I’m not—using crack, cocaine, heroin, Adderall, alcohol,
marijuana, Vicodin, Oxycotin and klonopin. Wow. Just saying all of those words
made me salivate. Do you understand me now, Oprah? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME NOW,
O?”
Lindsay Lohan
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| Oprah |
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“Are
you shitting me, girl? Addiction is forever? You can’t make that shit go away? Whitney Huston and Charlie Sheen told me that would go away!”
Oprah
- - -
“Well I am giving you the truth, Miss Winfrey. That’s what
addiction is all about. Wanna see my tits? Everyone else has.”
Lindsay Lohan
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| Oprah |
“Sonuvabitch.
And here I thought when you went into rehab, you were free at last, FREE AT LAST! And, no, I don't want to see your skanky white girl tits. Already seen them.”
Oprah
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| Lindsay Lohan |
- - -
“Do you have to quote Martin Luther
King Jr. every day? Do I look like a slain civil rights leader to you, Oprah?”
Lindsay Lohan
|
| Oprah |
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“You
looked like a dead civil rights leader when you went into rehab. You was
looking pretty bad, girl, that's for goddam sure. Keith Richards wanted all of his photos taken
standing next to you because YOU made HIM look good.”
Oprah
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“Go
ahead. Rub it in. If it wasn’t for the $2 million you are giving me, I wouldn’t
be on this goddam show, you know. Christ, I need a drink. Or at least some Adderall.”
Lindsay
Lohan
|
| Oprah |
- - -
“It’s
only $1 million, bitch--$2 million if you break down and sob hysterically,
begging for your mama. I ain’t seen that shit yet.”
Oprah
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