Overheard on the 'My Jerry Is Innocent' Tour 2014

Dottie Sandusky

“And all these young kids, all they think about is sex, and every single one of them, if anything DID happen between them and MY LOVING JERRY, those kids SEDUCED MY JERRY into raping them and then THEY forced MY JERRY to FORCE THEM to SUCK HIS PENIS. How sick is THAT? But that’s what KIDS do, you know. It’s all THEIR fault.”

Dottie Sandusky, wife of convicted child rapist and former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky, who continues to protest her husband’s 2012 conviction on 45 of 48 charges.

Overheard on the 'My Jerry is Innocent' Tour 2014:

Dottie Sandusky

“Why didn’t Jerry testify in his own defense? Well the lawyers told him the trial was going so well he didn’t need to do so! That’s why. He could have taken the stand and told everyone all about those seductive little boys and their vile desires, but NO, he listened to his attorneys and now he is rotting in jail and I HAVE NO INCOME BECAUSE YOU BASTARDS TOOK HIS PENSION AWAY!”

Dottie Sandusky, wife of convicted child rapist and former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky, who continues to protest her husband’s 2012 conviction on 45 of 48 charges.

Overheard on CNN:

Dottie Sandusky

“My poor children and grandchildren have suffered so terribly ever since my Jerry was found guilty of raping and sexually assaulting all of those kids. And he never did that. My Jerry would never do that. Why would he? He had me, though now that you ask, he never did seem very interested in that. But my children and grandchildren have suffered the worst, you know, what with all of the people taunting them and making fun of them because their father or pop-pop likes to rape and emotionally damage young boys, leaving them in need of a lifetime to repair the damage he inflicted. But the important point is my children and grandchildren are innocent bystanders. Look. I produced a single tear for them. See?”

Dottie Sandusky, wife of convicted child rapist and former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky, who continues to protest her husband’s 2012 conviction on 45 of 48 charges.

Overheard on the 'My Jerry is Innocent' Tour 2014:

Dottie Sandusky

“Why, yes, Jerry DID only like to take me anally and DID make me scream ‘DADDY’ during sex … Why do you ask? Isn’t that what all husbands do?”

Dottie Sandusky, wife of convicted child rapist and former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky, who is on a national media tour this week protesting her husband’s 2012 conviction on 45 of 48 charges.

 - - -

Sarah Palin

“True that, Dottie. I tell myself I'm doing it for Jesus.”

Sarah Palin, reality TV star/Fox pundit/conservative superstar

Overheard on the 'My Jerry is Innocent' Tour 2014:

Dottie Sandusky

“My hearing? Why it’s perfect! Totally perfect! One hundred percent perfect. Excuse me … what did you just say?  

'HELP! RAPE! JERRY! TAKE YOUR COCK OUT OF MY ASS! IT HURTS!?'  

Oh, my goodness! You can say that on TV? I thought you said,

 'Jerry! Stop Tickling Me’!”

Dottie Sandusky, responding to questions why she couldn’t hear the screams of children being sexually assaulted in the family basement by her husband, former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky.