Showing posts with label Mister Ed. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mister Ed. Show all posts

Friday, March 7, 2014

Overheard at CPAC:


Mister Ed


“The conservatives held a panel on minority outreach at CPAC. Funny, though. The goddam room was empty and the speakers never mentioned the LGBT community. Now that must have been a mistake. They wouldn’t omit LGBTs on purpose, would they?”

Mister Ed, famous talking horse and Fox correspondent, speaking at the Conservative Political Action Conference

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Overheard on Twitter:


Eric Cantor

“Obamacare is costing 2 million Americans their jobs, goddammit! That’s what we Republicans have been warning you against all along! And now the Congressional Budget Office confirms it!”

House Majority Leader Rep. Eric Cantor (R-Virginia)





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Mister Ed
“Rep. Cantor-r-r-r-r-r-r? That’s not what the report says at all. What the CBO says is that as a result of the Affordable Care Act making health insurance and Medicaid available to more citizens, it is likely that up to 2 million Americans will decide they do not need to work as much, or at all, just to have access to healthcare, and the result will be a drop in the size of the available labor force. What that will mean is most likely a steep decline in unemployment numbers, without there being an increase in the number of people just looking for work. I’m a fucking horse and even I understood that report when I read it.”

Mister Ed, famous talking horse and Fox anchor


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Eric Cantor
 


“You know they turn old horses into glue, right?”
Rep. Cantor

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Overheard in Hollywood:


Lassie





“Timmy’s in the well again, goddammit. What a sniveling little jackass. SHIT! I mean … BARK,BARK, BARK.”

Lassie, famous canine actor



 
 
 
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“Longtime no see, Lass! Good to see you finally out of rehab. You are looking fine, bitch! If people only knew what a slut you were.”

Mister Ed, famous talking horse/Fox News host




Monday, December 2, 2013

Overheard on Fox:


Mister Ed



“All you ever hear about is 'John F. Kennedy,' 'John F. Kennedy,' 'John F. Kennedy,' but I’m telling ya, Marilyn Monroe LIKED horses—A LOTif you know what I mean.”

Mister Ed, famous talking horse/Hollywood legend, now a Fox News contributor

Friday, November 15, 2013

Overheard in Hollywood:





 “For years, I was Clint Eastwood’s stand-in. I have his shoulders; he has my smile. I’m actually a better actor. 

"Listen:

“Go ahead, punk; make my hay.”

Mister Ed, famous talking horse and Fox News broadcaster