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| Lindsey Graham |
“I’m
really mad at you Johnny! You went all the way to Kiev and didn’t take me
along! Don’t you love me any more?”
Sen.
Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina)
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| John McCain |
“Lindsey,
I wouldn’t go anywhere near Russia with you! I’d be afraid of them shooting
down the plane. The Russians aren’t as liberal as some countries, you know.
They can be real bears about some things.”
Sen.
John McCain (R-Arizona)
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| Lindsey Graham |
“BEARS?I LOVE Bears, Johnny! You know I do! And
bears love me, so I don’t see what the problem would have been.”
Sen.
Graham
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| John McCain |
“Sen. Graham, I would have to disagree with you on that. There would be a problem If you went to Russia.”
Sen.
McCain
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| Lindsey Graham |
“Oh
c’mon, Sen. Crankypants! Why … it would be just like that wonderful night we
spent at The Monster in the West Village in New York. OH MY GOD, JESUS AND ALL THE SAINTS! What a night that was! We both had on our leathers with
sparkly tiaras! What a sight! If I remember correctly, you were quite a hit
that night!”
Sen.
Graham
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| John McCain |
“Sen.
Graham, I’ve never been to some place called The Monster. Why I’d be afraid to
go in the front door!”
Sen.
McCain
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| Lindsey Graham |
“EXACTLY! That’s why we went in the BACK DOOR,
just the way we BOTH like it!”
just the way we BOTH like it!”
Sen.
Graham
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| John McCain |
“The Back Door? What
does that mean? I don't like the sound of it.”
Sen.
McCain
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| Lindsey Graham |
“Johnny,
you were there with me, all night. I nearly swallowed … my tee-AIR-UH when you threw
the piano player off the bench and took over. I thought for sure we’d get
thrown out by those hunky burly bouncers, but once you started singing, I knew we
were safe. No one can resist your velvet smooth voice, you old crooner you. I
still think the version you sang of ‘Misty Blue’ that night was one of the most
beautiful things I’d ever heard! I’ve been waiting ever since that night in
1977 for you to sing it for me again, but you haven’t.”
Sen.
Graham
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| John McCain |
“I only
sing when I’m doing shots of Maker’s Mark, Lindsey, and I don’t do those any
more. I’m just too damn old.”
Sen.
McCain
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| Lindsey Graham |
“See?
I knew you were there. If I remember correctly, you shaved your ass for the first time that night, my little maverick!”
Sen.
Graham
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| John McCain |
“Great.
Now we’re done talking. You’ve given me the willies. Why do you ALWAYS have to do that?”
Sen.
McCain
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