Overheard on 'This Week':

Mary Matalin

"Look. I don't know what to think. All of my gay friends think President Putin is REALLY hot without his shirt on."

Conservative pundit Mary Matalin

Overheard on 'This Week':

 

Mary Matalin

"How can you say Dick Cheney is a bad man just because he hated Nelson Mandela and wanted him taken out and shot? What's the big deal? He likes him NOW that he's dead."

Mary Matalin, conservative pundit and former Cheney employee

Michael Eric Dyson

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"Wow. Are you really that fucking stupid?"

Michael Eric Dyson, university professor and Sunday morning pundit

 

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George Stephanopoulos

 

"Well, she's not really all that fucking stupid, Michael, but let's talk about something we can agree on: GODDAM! Aren't I really fucking gorgeous this week? I looked so damn hot when I woke up this morning, I wanted to blow myself."

George Stephanopoulos, host of ABC's 'This Week'

Overheard on 'This Week':

Mary Matalin

"No matter what happens with a Syrian strike, no matter how many people die or how many children are murdered before the United States acts, President Obama will find a way to say Congress is being obstructionist. We are letting mothers and babies die and be raped, sometimes being raped after dying, and we are doing nothing. Give me a goddam missile and I will launch the fucker myself. The president is acting too slowly to help Syria, which is pretty odd because usually he acts before he builds a consensus and then I ream his ass out for that. Viewers: don't stare at my face for too long; you will turn to stone. How do you think Mount Rushmore was made?"

Mary Matalin, conservative pundit/nasty woman

Overheard on 'This Week':

Mary Matalin

"If I had an upper lip, I might be a little less of a bitch, but then again, maybe not. I used to have an upper lip, but when you have regular face lifts, parts of you start to disappear."

Mary Matalin, conservative pundit/nasty woman