Showing posts with label Andrea Mitchell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Andrea Mitchell. Show all posts

Sunday, October 20, 2013

Overheard on 'Meet the Press' (Part 1 of 2):


David Gregory






"We want the president to lead. Why doesn't he lead?"
David Gregory, host of 'Meet the Press'






David Brooks
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"It is a very difficult area."
David Brooks, New York Times columnist








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Andrea Mitchell





"Leadership has been a problem for the president."
Andrea Mitchell, NBC White House correspondent,




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E.J. Dionne
"No, what you all seem to really want is capitulation. The president leads. He sets a course; he puts forth reasonable positions that are well thought out. What he doesn't do is completely capitulate to Republican positions and that pisses you all off. You need to study what good leaders do. They do not adopt the minority positions. Study your fucking history books, people."
E.J. Dionne, Washington Post columnist

Overheard on 'Meet the Press' (Part 2 of 2):



Sean Duffy

"Leadership has been a problem for the media, too, Andrea. Don't forget about that, MissWhite House Skankespondent."

Rep. Sean Duffy (R-Wisconsin)







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Andrea Mitchell



"I will be leading several thousand gay tourists past your glory hole at the Free Fellatio Concession Stand when you are on duty this afternoon, congressman. Better rest your jaw."

Andrea Mitchell, NBC White House correspondent,


Thursday, October 17, 2013

Overheard on MSNBC (Part II):

Andrea Mitchell








"Rep. Duffy! Rep. Duffy! A word please?"

Andrea Mitchell, NBC/MSNBC White House correspondent






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Sean Duffy





"Oh Christ. Not you again. Go vomit your bile on someone else, blondie."

Rep. Sean Duffy (R-Wisconsin)






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Andrea Mitchell




"Classy. But now that the government shutdown that you so intensely supported is over, what's next? Your party did not win anything. You cost the nation about $24 billion it doesn't have to spare."
Andrea Mitchell





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Sean Duffy




"So what is your point, bimbo?"
Rep. Duffy






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Andrea Mitchell




"Well, I wanted to see if you are back on the job. Are you accepting money?"
Andrea Mitchell






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Sean Duffy





"I never stopped working. Of course I'm getting paid."
Rep. Duffy






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Andrea Mitchell





"So they have changed the policy? This is BIG news! What a SCOOP!"
Andrea Mitchell






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Sean Duffy





"What are you talking about? What policy?"
Rep. Duffy





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Andrea Mitchell


 

"I'm talking about where you work... at the Free Fellatio Concession Stand in the alley behind the White House. I walked by this morning and the line was really short so I figured you were indeed back on the job."
Andrea Mitchell





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Sean Duffy


 

"You know, I don't have to listen to this nonsense, you lying bitch. There is no Free Fellatio Concession Stand in the alley behind the White House, so STOP saying there is and I certainly don't work there!"
Rep. Duffy






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Andrea Mitchell



 
"Right. Sure. Whatever you say, Rep. Duffy. But you have started to accept pay?"
Andrea Mitchell





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Sean Duffy



 

"OF COURSE I'M GETTING PAID!"
Rep. Duffy





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Andrea Mitchell



 
"So the policy has changed then. That explains the shorter line."
Andrea Mitchell






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Sean Duffy




 
"WHAT the fuck are you talking about?"
 Rep. Duffy






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Andrea Mitchell



 



"You getting paid and the shorter line at the Free Fellatio Concession Stand ... That is what this entire conversation has been about. Try and keep up, bimbo."
Andrea Mitchell 

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Overheard on MSNBC:



Sean Duffy




“Why should the members of Congress have to be in Obamacare, but not the president?”

Rep. Sean Duffy (R-Wisconsin)





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Andrea Mitchell



“I’m a goddam television reporter. How in the fuck can I answer that? Ask someone who knows shit; I don’t know shit. I ask questions for a living, dickhead. You’re just pissed because I broke the story earlier today about the government shutdown preventing the Pentagon from issuing death benefits to the families of deceased soldiers.  And that makes you heartless GOP dickheads look even worse than you already looked!”
Andrea Mitchell, NBC/MSNBC White House correspondent





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Sean Duffy




“All we want is for a conversation about how Obamacare is ruining lives and our economy.”
Rep. Duffy




 
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Andrea Mitchell





“All you want is for the president to delay the cornerstone legislation of his presidency, which has been upheld as constitutional by the Supreme Court, and by the American people, by virtue of the president’s re-election. You don't want much, do you, Junior? Majority rule, Rep. Duffy. MAJORITY RULE. You are familiar with that concept right? Because what it means is YOUR SIDE LOST. Now get the fuck over it.”
Andrea Mitchell



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Sean Duffy

“No, no, no, Andrea, you skinny annoying bitch. The real question here is why can’t Obamacare be delayed for one year in order to give the GOP more time to figure out how to completely torpedo the program. That’s what we need to know. If the media was DOING ITS JOB, that’s the question it would be asking, Andrea. Why, you might even take your pedigreed ass on over the White House and ask that goddam question yourself!”


Rep. Duffy



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Andrea Mitchell






“Thanks for the job tip, sonny. And if you were DOING YOUR ‘JOB,’  Rep. Duffy, there wouldn’t be such a long line at the ‘Free Fellatio’ concession stand in the alley behind the White House.”
Andrea Mitchell












Cool Sean Duffy fact: Rep. Duffy first came into the consciousness of America when he appeared as a cast member on MTV’s The Real World: Boston in 1997. Duffy has stated publicly that despite his $175,000-plus legislative salary and amazing federal benefits package, he is “struggling to get by.”