Sean Duffy |
“Why
should the members of Congress have to be in Obamacare, but not the president?”
Rep.
Sean Duffy
(R-Wisconsin)
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Andrea Mitchell |
“I’m a goddam television reporter. How
in the fuck can I answer that? Ask someone who knows shit; I don’t know shit. I
ask questions for a living, dickhead. You’re just pissed because I broke the
story earlier today about the government shutdown preventing the Pentagon from
issuing death benefits to the families of deceased soldiers. And that makes you heartless GOP dickheads look even worse than you already
looked!”
Andrea Mitchell, NBC/MSNBC White House
correspondent
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Sean Duffy |
“All
we want is for a conversation about how Obamacare is ruining lives and our
economy.”
Rep.
Duffy
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Andrea Mitchell |
“All you want is for the president to
delay the cornerstone legislation of his presidency, which has been upheld as
constitutional by the Supreme Court, and by the American people, by virtue of
the president’s re-election. You don't want much, do you, Junior? Majority rule, Rep. Duffy. MAJORITY RULE.
You are familiar with that concept right? Because what it means is YOUR SIDE
LOST. Now get the fuck over it.”
Andrea Mitchell
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Sean Duffy |
“No,
no, no, Andrea, you skinny annoying bitch. The real question here is why can’t Obamacare be delayed for one year in order to give the GOP more time to figure
out how to completely torpedo the program. That’s what we need to know. If the
media was DOING ITS JOB, that’s the question it would be asking, Andrea.
Why, you might even take your pedigreed ass on over the White House and ask
that goddam question yourself!”
Rep.
Duffy
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Andrea Mitchell |
“Thanks for the job tip, sonny. And
if you were DOING YOUR ‘JOB,’ Rep. Duffy, there wouldn’t be such a
long line at the ‘Free Fellatio’ concession stand in the alley behind the White
House.”
Andrea
Mitchell
Cool
Sean Duffy fact:
Rep. Duffy first came into the consciousness of America when he appeared as a
cast member on MTV’s The Real World: Boston in 1997. Duffy has stated publicly
that despite his $175,000-plus legislative salary and amazing federal benefits
package, he is “struggling to get by.”
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