Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Overheard on MSNBC:



Sean Duffy




“Why should the members of Congress have to be in Obamacare, but not the president?”

Rep. Sean Duffy (R-Wisconsin)





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Andrea Mitchell



“I’m a goddam television reporter. How in the fuck can I answer that? Ask someone who knows shit; I don’t know shit. I ask questions for a living, dickhead. You’re just pissed because I broke the story earlier today about the government shutdown preventing the Pentagon from issuing death benefits to the families of deceased soldiers.  And that makes you heartless GOP dickheads look even worse than you already looked!”
Andrea Mitchell, NBC/MSNBC White House correspondent





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Sean Duffy




“All we want is for a conversation about how Obamacare is ruining lives and our economy.”
Rep. Duffy




 
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Andrea Mitchell





“All you want is for the president to delay the cornerstone legislation of his presidency, which has been upheld as constitutional by the Supreme Court, and by the American people, by virtue of the president’s re-election. You don't want much, do you, Junior? Majority rule, Rep. Duffy. MAJORITY RULE. You are familiar with that concept right? Because what it means is YOUR SIDE LOST. Now get the fuck over it.”
Andrea Mitchell



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Sean Duffy

“No, no, no, Andrea, you skinny annoying bitch. The real question here is why can’t Obamacare be delayed for one year in order to give the GOP more time to figure out how to completely torpedo the program. That’s what we need to know. If the media was DOING ITS JOB, that’s the question it would be asking, Andrea. Why, you might even take your pedigreed ass on over the White House and ask that goddam question yourself!”


Rep. Duffy



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Andrea Mitchell






“Thanks for the job tip, sonny. And if you were DOING YOUR ‘JOB,’  Rep. Duffy, there wouldn’t be such a long line at the ‘Free Fellatio’ concession stand in the alley behind the White House.”
Andrea Mitchell












Cool Sean Duffy fact: Rep. Duffy first came into the consciousness of America when he appeared as a cast member on MTV’s The Real World: Boston in 1997. Duffy has stated publicly that despite his $175,000-plus legislative salary and amazing federal benefits package, he is “struggling to get by.”

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