Showing posts with label Jay Carney. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jay Carney. Show all posts

Thursday, December 26, 2013

Overheard in the White House Briefing Room:



Jonathan Karl




“The president said you could bypass healthcare.gov and sign up for Obamacare in JUST 25 minutes, and that is not true, Jay, so stop lying and being such a fancypants diva.”
Jonathan Karl, ABC White House correspondent





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Jay Carney

“Fuck you, Jon. Stop being such … a contrary-coated dick-face … and listen to what … the president said... One more time, he said … you ‘could’ bypass … the site and ‘could’ … sign up in 25 minutes … on the phone. That’s not … him saying every … single sign-up … will happen … in that time frame … and you know it.”

Jay Carney, White House spokesperson





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Jonathan Karl





“But Jay, going back to what the president said, wasn’t it a big lie? And didn’t he know it would be a lie when he was busy lying?”
Jonathan karl







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Jay Carney



“Jon, if you … want to engage … in some sort … of mental masturbation session … would you please … go to the … men’s restroom? The grownups are … trying to have … a conversation now. And you do realize ... we could be twins ... if your fucking hair ... wasn't falling out, right?”
Jay Carney





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Jonathan Karl





“I’m just trying to get to the truth, Jay. Remember the 'T-word'? Truth? Why not try telling it, for once? Like now—tell me, did the president know he was lying? … “
Jonathan Karl







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Jay Carney





“Would you please shut the fuck up, John? I’m trying to answer questions from some of the kids who DIDN’T get here by riding the short bus.”
Jay Carney








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Jonathan Karl





“Jay, I’m just trying to get to the truth here … the public has a right to know!”
Jonathan Karl






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Jay Carney


“Of course the public has the right to know you are an asshole, Jon. I support that. The president supports that. But I don’t need to tell the public about it. You are doing that all by yourself.”
Jay Carney





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Jonathan Karl






“I know you are but what am I?”
Jonathan Karl

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Overheard in Jay Carney's Head:


Jay Carney



 
“How long … do you think ... it will be … before people notice .. that I deliver answers … the same way ... William Shatner …. delivered dialogue … in ‘Star Trek’?”

White House Press Secretary Jay Carney

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Overheard EVERYWHERE:


Dick Durbin




“It is hard to believe that a member of Congress looked at our president during the budget negotiations and said, ‘I can’t even stand to look at you.’ What a total disgrace.”
Majority Whip Sen. Dick Durbin (D-Illinois)





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Jay Carney



“We regret Sen. Durbin’s description of that meeting, largely because it didn’t happen. And we know it didn’t happen because we were there, at the meeting, that didn’t happen. FUCK! Let me start again.”

Jay Carney, White House spokesperson






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Harry Reid




 “It was Rep. Pete Sessions (R-New York). God I hate that insufferable prick. Another shithead from Texas.”

Sen. Majority Leader Sen. Harry Reid, speaking last week at a private meeting of the Democratic Caucus.




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Pete Sessions



“I can NEVER stand to look at the president. Everybody in Texas hates him. For me, that day was NO DIFFERENT from any other.”

Rep. Pete Sessions (R-Texas), chair of the House Rules Committee



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Jay Carney



 “(Affixing a steely gaze at the room full of reporters) That statement that was directed at the president was never made in any meeting. And we know the statement wasn’t made because we were right there. But wait… the meeting never happened in the first place, so how could such a statement have ever been uttered? FUCK, I screwed it up again.”
Jay Carney






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Dick Durbin





“I stand behind my comment.”
Sen. Durbin





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Harry Reid





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Sen. Reid