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| John Boehner |
“I had
a new idea once. Really. I cannot remember what it was, but I remember having it.”
Speaker
of the House Rep. John Boehner (R-Ohio)
Showing posts with label Rep. John Boehner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rep. John Boehner. Show all posts
Monday, March 31, 2014
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
Overheard Outside Rep. John Boehner's Private Echo Chamber:
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| John Boehner |
“Extend
long-term unemployment benefits?
We’re still talking about that bullshit?
Get over it. Republicans don’t care
about losers so fuck off. Let them die! Lose their homes! Who cares!”
Speaker
of the House Rep.
John Boehner (R-Ohio)
Monday, March 24, 2014
Overheard Outside Rep. John Boehner's Private Echo Chamber:
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| John Boehner |
“The
House of Representatives has not
voted 54 times to repeal Obamacare in the past four years. That is a lie and a
distortion.”
Speaker
of the House Rep. John Boehner (R-Ohio)
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| Walter Cronkite |
“No sir, it is neither a lie nor a distortion. It is a documented fact, you dickhead. Might I say that as Speaker of the House, and third in line
to the presidency, you are expected to be working on behalf of all citizens of these United States, not just those members of your party with special interests or
axes to grind. As a leader, you are deficient
and dishonest. As a deficient and dishonest man, you are a great
success. However, you apparently are lacking
in even the most basic of mathematic skills, thus being unable to
count to 54.”
Walter
Cronkite, broadcast journalism legend
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| John Boehner |
“We did
not vote 54 times to repeal Obamacare.
You are mistaken, Mr. Cronkite and
I’d like you to take that back.”
Rep.
Boehner
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| Walter Cronkite |
“No
sir. You did vote 54 times to repeal
Obamacare. Here is the list at the Washington Post. Go see for your self. I’ll wait.”
Walter
Cronkite
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| John Boehner |
“I’ll
be back as soon as I check this out …”
Rep.
Boehner
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| Walter Cronkite |
“I don’t believe he will be coming back but shall remain on
the scene and bring you the latest developments when they happen.”
Walter
Cronkite
Thursday, March 13, 2014
Overheard in the House:
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| John Boehner |
“Nope.
The House of
Representatives not going to accomplish one goddam fucking thing in 2014 except coming up with new
ways to try and destroy Obamacare.
Suck on that one, America.”
Speaker of the House John
Boehner, who announced the house will be voting to make destabilizing cuts
to the Medicare program unless Democrats agree to a five-year delay of the
Affordable Care Act’s individual mandate.
Tuesday, March 4, 2014
Overheard at Subway:
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| John Boehner |
“Of
course I’m running for speaker of the house again. Who in the fuck else would
want this fucking job?"
Current Speaker of
the House Rep. John Boehner (R-Ohio)
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