Overheard in Washington, D.C.:

Dick Cheney

"It was a coverup! It's the worst government scandard in this nation's history! Obama is behind it all! He's worse than Nixon ever was. The people need to overthrow the government! Rise up and slay them!"

Dick Cheney, 46th vice president and principal architect of the Bush Administration and escaped demon from hell.



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Jesus Christ

"Get thee back to hell foul demon before I slap you silly with MY cross and douse you with holy water. You are NOT wanted here. There. That should do it. You can't take any chances with these bastards. You have to hit them hard and fast."

Jesus Christ, son of God