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| David Samadi |
“Women
have breastesses and uteruses, so they should pay more than men for their
health care. Men only have prostates, so they should pay less.”
Fox
News Medical A-Team contributor Dr. David Samadi
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| Kermit the Frog |
“Uhmmm… Excuse me, Dr. Samadi? But
don’t men also have breasts? They definitely can get breast cancer so they must
have them, right?”
Kermit the Frog
|
| David Samadi |
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“Yes,
that is true, but a man’s breasts are very different from a woman’s. Why am I talking to a frog when I look so fucking beautiful?”
Dr.
Samadi
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|
| Kermit the Frog |
“And thank Jim Henson for the difference between male and female breasts! While men
don’t have uteruses, they do have some complicated reproductive equipment of
their own, don’t they? Like testicles? Like a scrotum? Like a penis? Aren’t
those things just as complicated medically as a uterus?”
Kermit
|
| David Samadi |
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“Well,
not really, Kermit. Most of a man’s parts are on the exterior of his body,
making them easier to evaluate than a woman’s parts, which are located inside
her body.”
Dr.
Samadi
|
| Kermit the Frog |
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“Wait… women have breasts inside their
bodies? So that means they have two sets? One inside and one outside? Christ, don't ever operate on me. What the
fuck, doc?”
Kermit
|
| David Samadi |
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“Don’t
put words in my mouth, frog. The really important issue here is men go to the
doctor less, and usually not until something has fallen off—one way or
another—so their health care expenses will be lower over a lifetime than a
woman’s and therefore should be cheaper.”
Dr.
Samadi
- - -
 |
| Miss Piggy |
“Do you realize you are a sexist idiot
fucktard? Why would you even say shit like this? Are you trying to start a
gender war? Do you hate women? Have you ever been with one? Or do you just like
talking smack to them because you are still bitter because some girl jilted you
in high school? You’re lucky I am a lady otherwise I would kick your butt from
here to California.”
Miss Piggy, the voice of women
everywhere.
|
| David Samadi |
- - -
“You’re
no lady—you’re a pig. And not a very good pig at that.”
Dr.
Samadi
- - -
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| Miss Piggy |
“Kermie! Hold my purse. HIIIII-YAH!”
Miss Piggy
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| Kermit the Frog |
“I
love it when Piggy gets physical. Makes my frog legs quiver. And she is a pig—a great
pig—and she is all mine.”
Kermit
|
| Miss Piggy |
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“HIIIIIIIIIII-YAAAAH!!!!”
Miss Piggy
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