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| Kerry Bentivolio |
“My panel of experts tell me there is
enough there to impeach President Obama, goddamit! I’ve had lawyers, people
with doctorates in history, comedy writers, and plastic surgeons all tell me
the same fucking thing: the president is impeachable.”
Rep. Kerry Bentivolio (R-Michigan)
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| Mister Ed |
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“And
why exactly would we be impeaching him?”
Mister
Ed, famous talking horse and Fox News pundit
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| Kerry Bentivolio |
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“Because of what that damn Muslim/Kenya
resident did?”
Rep. Bentivolio
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| Mister Ed |
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“And
that was?”
Mister
Ed
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| Kerry Bentivolio |
“Everyone knows.”
Rep. Bentivolio
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| Mister Ed |
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“Hmmmm….”
Mister
Ed
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| Blake Farenthold |
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“Don’t give us a ‘hmmmm…,’ Mister Ed.
(BURP!) That’s HORSE-shit. Everyone knows there is enough evidence to make a case for
impeaching Obama, but we also know it will never get through the Senate.
Everywhere I go, my constituents tell me they want this guy impeached!”
Rep. Blake Farenthold (R-Texas)
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| Mister Ed |
“Again,
I’ll ask what he has done that makes him worthy of impeachment? Did he use a
cigar to have sex-by-proxy with a White House employee? Did he have oral sex
with a staffer and then lie about it before Congress? Did he ruin some
staffer’s dress during said oral sex by splooging all over it? Did he authorize
a break-in at GOP headquarters? Did he get caught fucking Mitch McConnell’s
poodle? What in the hell did he do?”
Mister
Ed
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| Blake Farenthold |
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“Everyone knows why, so your continued
effort to rehash this is just recalcitrance, Mister Ed. Fucking (BURP!) horse.”
Rep. Farenthold
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| Mister Ed |
“I’m
a goddam horse, Rep. Farenthold. I couldn’t pull off recalcitrance if I wanted to
do so. I can barely say the word.”
Mister
Ed
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| Tom Coburn |
“Be that as it may, Mister Ed, it is my
opinion that the Obama Administration is getting perilously close to the
standard for impeachment for an intended violation of law.”
Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Oklahoma)
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| Mister Ed |
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“What the fuck law did he almost break? The law of relativity? The law of Judge Judy? The law of opposites attracting?”
Mister Ed
Mister Ed
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| Tom Coburn |
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“No, he did not break any law in any way. But by God, he intended to break every law there is.”
Sen. Coburn
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| Mister Ed |
“How
in the fuck do you know that?”
Mister
Ed
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| Tom Coburn |
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“Everyone knows it, Mister Ed, except
apparently YOU.”
Sen. Coburn
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| Mister Ed |
“I
see. Well, does everyone also know what a miserable cocksucker you are?”
Mister
Ed
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| Tom Coburn |
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“Only my closest friends. And my wife.”
Sen. Coburn
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