Overheard on Conservative Talk Radio:

Michele Bachmann

“All of the people out there who criticize billionaire donors for giving money to Republican campaigns and causes are just waging a campaign of intimidation and should be prosecuted under RICO laws! YOU heard me! RICO laws! Wow … see the amazing ideas you have when you combine klonopin and adderall?”

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minnesota)

Overheard in Minnesota:

Michele Bachmann

“What would I do if I were what? President? Then who would President Obama be? Uhm … did I just feel the earth spin?”

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minnesota)

Overheard at CPAC:

Michele Bachmann

"I have changed my mind: we will have a woman president in the United States someday. But it will be the RIGHT woman. Not Hillary, that big pant-suit wearing Benghazi liar. We don't want a woman who can't control her husband, who sends him scurrying to interns to get blow jobs and kinky cigar-insertion sex. We want a woman who will do those things FOR HER MAN! I do!"

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minnesota), speaking at the Conservative Political Action Conference

Overheard at CPAC:

Michele Bachmann

“You see our TEA Party movement at its core is an intellectual movement. We are based on the greatest ideas ever conceived in the mind of man. Did you like that line? I took 14 klonopin to come up with that one line. That reminds me. I need to call for a 'special favor' refill."

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minesota), speaking at the Conservative Political Action Conference

Overheard in TEA Party Land:

Michele Bachman

“We’re today’s TARD Party And we aren’t going any hair! Happy five ears to us!”

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minnesota)

Overheard in TEA Party Land:

Michele Bachmann

“Oh … What? …”

 

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minnesota)