Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Overheard on Sarah Palin's Book Tour:


Sarah Palin

“I think Pope Francis I is a freaking radical who is tearing the heart out of the Roman Catholic Church! What’s all this talk about compassion and tolerance and grace? … From Catholics? What the frig is this? The pope needs to get back to spewing bile hatred and intolerance, withholding compassion without a good-sized financial offering and above all, burning queers at the stake. That’s what Pope Francis I needs to be doing. Wanna buy my new book? Even though it's about the over-commercialization of Christmas, it makes a great holiday gift. Buy it for baby Jesus! Give a copy to the poor!”


America’s favorite author Sarah Palin, who is not a Roman Catholic, currently on tour promoting her latest epistle.

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