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| John Boehner |
“The
House will not be looking at immigration reform in 2013. Probably not even in
2014. Probably not even in 2015. We’re just too busy.”
Speaker of the House Rep.
John Boehner (R-Ohio)
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| Eric Cantor |
“Yeah!
We’re busy!”
House Majority Leader Rep. Eric Cantor (R-Virginia)
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| John Boehner |
“And
besides, we have enough things to worry about without getting in over our
dainty little pointed heads
and working ourselves into a lather over immigration. Why, with all these
elections going on, we don’t want to show what a bunch of motherfucking bigots
the House GOP members are by publicly debating immigration reform. Why we might
lose some elections then. Better to just let it sit and simmer.”
Rep.
Boehner
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| Eric Cantor |
“Yeah! Sit and simmer!”
Rep.
Cantor
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| John Boehner |
“Look,
the fact is we don’t like President Obama, and anything that bastard wants to
do is going to get the same reaction from us—absolutely no reaction at all.”
Rep.
Boehner
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| Eric Cantor |
“Yeah! No reaction!”
Rep.
Cantor
- - -
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| John Boehner |
“Of
course we care about the Hispanic votes. Of course we do—just not enough do
anything other than obstruct progress. We’re the GOP. That’s what we do. We are
as lazy as a bunch of Caucasian vegetable pickers on an August day in North
Carolina. And that’s pretty fucking lazy because white people do not pick the
vegetables.”
Rep.
Cantor
|
| Eric Cantor |
- - -
“Yeah!
White people are vegetables!”
Rep.
Cantor
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| John Boehner |
“You
fucked that one up, Eric. You might want to pay a little more attention.”
Rep.
Boehner
|
| Eric Cantor |
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“Yeah, Eric!"
Rep.
Cantor
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