“You
know, if God hadn’t given me the most beautiful penis in the world, I wouldn’t
have sexted it to all of those women and I would be the mayor-elect of New York
City right now… What in the fuck am I supposed to do with the rest of my life? Damn you, God! You should have given me a tiny ugly one!”
Anthony
Weiner, former congressman and candidate for mayor of New York City
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| Benjamin Franklin |
“You know, Mr. Weiner ... how appropriate by the way ... the key, my dear
boy, has always been to know when to pull it out and when to keep it concealed. That is, and
always has been, the key to longevity as a man slut. Shithead.”
Benjamin Franklin, founding father, inventor, postmaster, diplomat, one-time president of Pennsylvania (seriously, he was) and and probably the biggest man slut in the history of America.
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