Thursday, May 9, 2013

Overheard in Hollywood:

"So what if I do believe we are descended from aliens? So what? Don't look at me with both of your eyes. Only put one eye directly on me at a time. I SAID DON'T LOOK AT ME WITH BOTH EYES. And don't give me any shit, either. One snap of my alien fingers and the Scientology posse will be at your door and you will disappear forever. Forever."

Tom Cruise, actor/alien

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