Overheard in New York City:

Anthony Weiner

"You have already seen photos of my erection. I am that rare politician with absolutely nothing left to hide. And even if I did, do you really believe I'd hide it? And can't you see the headlines:

'His Poll Shows Weiner Gains!' 

'Weiner Grows HUGE Lead!' 

'Weiner A HEAD in POLLS!' 

'Everyone LOVES WEINER!'

'Nobody BEATS Weiner!'

"How can I miss?" 

Anthony Weiner, former congressman, who resigned after sending photos displaying his underwear-clad assets to women other than his wife, and is now running for the office of New York City Mayor.