Overheard at the Firing Range:

Wayne LaPierre

"Shooting puppies with armor piercing bullets is a helluva lot more fun than you might think. Muaha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! POW! BAM! 'How much is that doggie in the window?' 'Well, he’s on special today!' POW! 'Ten cents a PIECE.'
Get it? Ten cents PER piece! HA-HA-HA”

Wayne LaPierre, who earns $1.3 million a year as chief executive officer of the National Rifle Association.