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| Vladimir Putin |
“I waved at Edward Snowden today. He
waved back. He would make a good Russian, no? Mr. President Obama, you still can’t have
him. And Mr. Secretary of State Longface Johnny? The answer is no to you as
well, even if you offer Heinz soup, Ore Ida Tater Tots, and Boston Market frozen dinners. Moscow not
interested in extraditing Snowden, so stop asking. You are embarrassing
yourself. What are you thinking you will do about it? Make pouty faces? Point
fingers? Speak loudly at my photograph, perhaps? Say bad words with enthusiasm?
Nyet. Sit back. Relax. If you fail to do so, I will send someone over to help
you. I will tell Mr. Showden that you all say, ‘hi’ and send your love.”
Russian President Vladimir Putin
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| 'Blood and Guts' McCain |
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"You just be ready, bucko, because John 'Blood and Guts' McCain is on his way."
Sen. John McCain (R-Arizona)
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| Lindsey Graham |
"I'm coming too, President Putin, so be sure to schedule some PRIVATE TIME for us. And don't you worry. I will protect you from Old 'Blood and Guts' here."
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina)
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