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| John Boehner |
“Our base is going to go nuts over
this one. Personally, I don’t give a rat’s ass. Marry whomever you want. Just
don’t expect a gift from me."
House Majority Leader Rep. John Boehner
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| Mitch McConnell |
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“And I don’t see how we can fix it,
either. Nope.
The queers are taking over.”
The queers are taking over.”
Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky)
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| Lindsey Graham |
“I’ve got news for you, Mitchy boy.
The queers have ALREADY taken over. We've... er, uhm, they've been in charge for a long time now. Now hand me my red pumps from over there in
the corner.”
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina)
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| Rick Santorum |
"It’s another sign that the end of
the world is near. It just ain’t right. And mark my words, just as I predicted,
we will have girls marrying girls, boys marrying boys, boys marrying sheep,
boys marrying cows, boys marrying chickens, boys marrying cats, boys marrying
horses, boys marrying their neighbor’s poodle, boys marrying their right
hands…”
Rick Santorum, former senator, America's favorite Roman Catholic and founding member of the National
He-Man Homo-Haters Club, now the head of a Christian movie studio. Santorum is a possible presidential candidate for 2016.
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| Lindsey Graham |
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“Ricky… do you really believe that or
do you have some secret fantasies you really want to share with us. I for one would
LOVE to hear them. G’head. What you say here, stays here.
My lips are sealed.”
My lips are sealed.”
Sen. Graham
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“The damn Supreme Court. Just when I
think we have things going our way, just when I think we are going to put
people in their place and be able to keep them there, the boys and girls in
those damn black robes throw us a curveball. It’s un-American, is what it is.
What I wanna know is how can the Supreme Court be so smart on a Tuesday and
then less than 24 hours later, turn into the dumbest group of people in
history?”
Rep. Boehner
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