Monday, June 17, 2013

Overheard in Virginia:


Bob McDonnell

“Yes, I billed Virginia taxpayers for dog vitamins, sun screen, deodorant, shoe repairs and a digestive ‘detox cleanse.' I also billed them for this suit, this tie and ALL of this wonderful dental work. With my skills, they are getting a bargain. And yes, my adult children visit the governor’s residence all the time and raid the liquor cabinet and food pantry. But all kids do that kind of stuff, don’t they? What's the crime? At least I didn’t have one of my campaign donors pick up a $15,000 catering bill for my daughter’s wedding. Oh they caught me on that too? Shit. Wow. These FBI guys are pretty good, aren’t they? Either that or I am one dumb motherfucker.”

Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell, who is under intense scrutiny by the FBI for his spending policies and for allegedly accepting gifts from donors.

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