Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Overheard in the Senate:




Mitch McConnell

“Uh-oh, Ted. The jig is up. Someone spilled the beans! America now knows that Senate Democrats have worked for more than six months to try and work out the differences between the House and Senate versions of the budget and you and I, along with our minions in the Senate, have totally blocked every move she has tried to make.”
Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Tennessee)



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Ted Cruz



Oh, shit, Mitch. That’s too bad. We really hoped to keep that a secret. Sonuvabitch! Who let that cat out of the bag?”
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas)




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Mitch McConnell




“Patty—Sen. Patty Murray (D-Washington)—did, Ted. But you know we have no control over her—and no way to extort loyalty out of her. Goddam uppity bitch.”
Sen. McConnell




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Patty Murray

“You know, I'm right here. I can read what you are saying. You have been lying to the American public. I have stayed silent for too long as it is. Now that you’ve shut down the government with your bullshit, there is no point in me holding back.”
Sen. Murray






Ted Cruz

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“Oh yeah? Well you’re just a girl. What do you know?”


Sen. Cruz






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Patty Murray




“I know you’re an asshole.”
Sen. Murray





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Ted Cruz
  




“Oh yeah? Who doesn't?"
Sen. Cruz


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