Monday, August 26, 2013

Overheard in Texas:


Ted Cruz

"I renounce my Canadian citizenship, dammit! The truth is, I don't even know where the fuck Canada is, despite being born there! God, I am so fucking stupid. However, all I really need to do is keep screaming this: 

"FREEDOM! AMERICA! PROTECT THE SECOND AMENDMENT! OBAMA WANTS TO TAKE YOUR GUNS! OBAMA WANTS TO DANCE WITH YOUR WHITE WIFE! CHOCOLATE PUDDING! GOD PROTECT OLD GLORY!"

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas)

Fun Ted Cruz Fact: Throughout his college career, Cruz was a chronic public masturbator and often was made to leave classes by professors who did not fancy having a pimply faced boy polishing his bishop during instruction time.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Love the Fun Ted Cruz Fact.

Unknown said...

And you know if you read it here, it probably maybe could have happened! Thanks for the comment!