Overheard in Syria:

Bashar al-Assad

You put your right foot in. You put your right foot out.

You put your right foot in. And you shake it all about.

You do the hokey-pokey and spray-your-citizens- with-chemical weapons-and-watch-them-twitch-and-die.

That’s what it’s all about.

SHOUT!

"Nobody does the 'Hokey Pokey' like we do it in Syria."

Syrian President Bashar al-Assad, speaking after the Syrian military fired on U.N. inspectors he invited into the country.