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| George Will |
“Unwed mothers are a
bigger problem for minorities than a loss of voting rights. African-American
women need to start saving themselves for marriage, or keep their damn legs
closed or learn how to give oral sex or hand jobs—or at least start taking
birth control earlier. Anything. Just stop having so many damn babies!”
George Will, conservative author and pundit
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| Donna Brazile |
“George, that is a
helluva thing to be sayin' as the nation marks the fiftieth anniversary
of Dr. Martin Luther King’s ‘I Have a Dream’ speech. What the fuck is wrong
with you? Jive ass white boy.”
Donna Brazile, liberal pundit and campaign adviser
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| George Will |
“Smarten up, Donna.
Seventy-five percent of all births in the African-American community involve
unwed mothers and that is creating a disproportionate amount of households
destined to live in poverty and economic slavery for their entire lives. That
is the crime here, so stop trying to keep the focus on the fact that
Republican-controlled state legislatures across the United States are enacting
tough voting fraud legislation, often without a single known incident of such
fraud in their state, while accomplishing a stifling of minority voters from
even bothering to head to the poles. And don’t even bother to point out that nearly
every one of those laws are being found unconstitutional in federal court. So
put that into your pipe and smoke it.”
George Will
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| Donna Brazile |
“’Smarten up’? George
Will, I WILL kick. your. ass. That is an OUTRAGEOUS thing to say to me! Why if Dr. King were
alive today, he would still be marchin' for the same things he thought he
achieved with his ‘I Have a Dream Speech’—equal rights for all United States
citizens, an increased minimum wage, the right of workers to organize,
and to have bigoted bastards such as you thrown out of the media elite. As a
society, we are not movin' forward, George, we are movin' backward.”
Donna Brazile
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| Cokie Roberts |
“And the state’s that
have passed voting restriction legislation are purely evil. Pure evil.
Cocksuckers, every one of them. I look at them with my giant oversized eyes and
give them the VERY hairy eyeball. Look into the camera, George. You can
see those evil legislators fleeing in terror.”
Cokie Roberts, pundit/journalist
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| George Will |
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“I had previously
postulated with my usually perfect pomposity that the pair of you were probably smarter
than a purple crayon. It seems that I have made a grave error.”
George Will
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| Donna Brazile |
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“You know what
George? You can take your previously postulated and preposterous opinion and
you can perfectly push it perpendicularly up your puckered ass.”
Donna Brazile
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| Cokie Roberts |
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“Yeah. What she said.
And by the way, nice toupee. You've almost got it on straight this week.”
Cokie Roberts.
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| Katrina vanden Heuvel |
“He used to have hair
you know, but one day he was especially naughty so I used a soldering iron to remove every body hair he had—one by one. By the time we were done, he learned to
keep his mouth shut unless he had permission to speak. Ahhh…. good times—right
George?”
Katrina vanden Heuvel, pundit, editor, publisher, part-owner of the magazine The Nation, frequent 'This Week' guest and part-time dominatrix.
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| George Will |
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“Yes, Miss Katrina. I
will go and wait in the car now… with all of the windows shut.”
George Will
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| Katrina vanden Heuvel |
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“And wrap yourself up in a scratchy blanket until I say you can stop.”
Katrina van Den
Heuvel
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| George Will |
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“Yes, Miss Katrina.”
George Will
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