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| John McCain |
"C'mon,
Senator Limpwrist. We're going to Egypt to try and settle this civil
unrest."
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| Lindsey Graham |
Sen. John 'Blood and Guts' McCain (R-Arizona)
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"We're going to Egypt?
On a mission? Why didn't you tell me sooner? I need my brown pumps! I'll have to go home and get
them."
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R. South Carolina)
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| John McCain |
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"No time for that
bullshit, we've got an assignment."
Sen. McCain
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| Lindsey Graham |
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"Wait a minute. Isn't there some
civil unrest going on there or something?"
Sen. Graham
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| John McCain |
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"Good to see you are
up on your current events. Why, oh why, did President Obama give you me as my
partner?Why couldn't he have given me someone with a shread of masculinity?
Christ, hamsters have bigger balls than you."
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| Lindsey Graham |
Sen. McCain
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"I can't help the size of my
genitalia, John. But tell me what we are going to do in Egypt. Are we going to
see the pyramids? I LUV the pyramids. So big and tall, and pointing towards the
sky as they do..."
Sen. Graham
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| John McCain |
"We are going to have
some meetings. Always meetings. Always talk and no action. It makes a warrior
like me have indigestion. Why can't we ever just do somewhere and kick ass?"
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| Lindsey Graham |
Sen. McCain
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"You are a burly, savage fellow,
John. But I like that in a man."
Sen. Graham
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| John McCain |
"And now I will have
the goddam willies for the rest of this fucking trip. Thanks a helluva lot,
Sen. Limpwrist."
Sen. McCain
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| Lindsey Graham |
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"I am here to service my fellow man
in any way I can."
Sen. Graham
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