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| Pat Robertson |
“Those
scurrilous gays! They wear rings you know, rings that can give innocent people
AIDS or other horrible diseases! And the rings can only be destroyed if tossed into a river of volcanic lava! If the gays look at you out of their right eye,
you get tuberculosis. If they look at you out of their left eye, you get
halitosis. And if they look at you with both eyes while standing on one foot
and hopping, they give you pertussis! It’s horrible! And note: one of those
fairy boys with a lisp could never have said those last three sentences without
making everyone laugh! Everything I say is true, dammit! I read it in the
bible!”
Pat Robertson, media mogul, former minister, renown collector of liver spots and God's former best friend.
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