Monday, March 18, 2013

Overheard in Washington, D.C.:


Sarah Palin
 "Back away from the teleprompter, Mr. President, and do your job."

Sarah Palin at last week's Conservative Political Action Conference. Palin was reportedly reading from a teleprompter at the time.

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Barack Obama



"Just one question, Sarah. What exactly do you believe my job is?"
Sarah Palin


President Barack Obama


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Barack Obama
"Being the president."

Sarah Palin


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"Yes but what do I do as president?"


President Obama
Sarah Palin


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"You act all presidential-like and do presidential things."

Sarah Palin
Barack Obama


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"That was very educational Sarah. Now shut the fuck up. Don't you have a teenage daughter somewhere that you need to stop from having premarital sex and getting pregnant? Oh wait. Too late."


President Obama
Sarah Palin


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"You are a liar, President Obama"

Sarah Palin
Barack Obama


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"And you are losing your relevance, Miss 'I-Couldn't-Finish-Even-One-Term-As-Governor-of-Alaska-Because-I-Had-Broken-So-Many-Laws-I-Was-About-To-Get-Thrown-Out.' Go the hell home and write another book, but this time do a coloring book so you won't have to use so many ghost writers."

President Obama

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