Monday, March 11, 2013

Overheard at the Vatican:



The Cardinals

"Helluva weekend, wasn't it? What a town! Just as many orphanages as there are bars! You don't find that in Vegas. Nod, nod, wink, wink. Anyone wanna confess anything? Anyone? If you had the kind of weekend I had, you should ALL be confessing something, know what I mean? My guess is you are all going to hell. Muahahahahaha-ha-ha-ha!"

The Cardinals Conclave at The Vatican, where it was recently discovered Intenet access to Internet sites which publicize cases of child sexual assault by clergy members, particularly bishopaccountability.org, is blocked for computers within the Vatican on the basis of "hate" and "racism."

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